Tootie Cootiefanny

This was in my in-box today... Enjoy!

Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new
name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and forward it
to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to
the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

And don't go all 'adult' . my niece's senior manager is now known far
and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheese(y)ball i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = bootie m = pinky
n = zippy o =goober p = doofus q = slimy r =loopy
s = snotty t = tootie u =dorkey
v = squeezit w = woogie x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your
new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x =zazzy
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your
new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f =breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = biscuits o = hiney
p = chunks q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u =sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x=humperdinck y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
William Jefferson Clinton is Bootie Liverbiscuits.